I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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