Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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