Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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