apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
