you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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