I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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