I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
My balls are so social today.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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