Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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