I molested 6 butterflies tonight
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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