Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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