Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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