her vagine was all disorganized.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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