In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
