Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
tell me about the fingering
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