I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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