He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Boobs are out for the taking
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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