Dual....:-)
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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