I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
MIDGETS
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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