i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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