Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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