I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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