are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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