Can Purell be used as lube?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Of course I have a pirate flag
My dick has a subreddit
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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