i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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