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(415): View more from California

So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.

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(214): View more from Texas

I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?

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(407): View more from Florida

he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse

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(323): View more from California

I totes stole your whore crown.

(239): View more from Florida

With great power comes great responsibility.

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(317): View more from Indiana

No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.

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(817): View more from Texas

Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?

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(360): View more from Washington

Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.

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(914): View more from New York

I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day

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