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(647): View more from Ontario

SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA

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(318): View more from Louisiana

FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS

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(410): View more from Maryland

he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...

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just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"

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(419): View more from Ohio

Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.

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(407): View more from Florida

That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.

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