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(858): View more from California

Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever

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(908): View more from New Jersey

holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies

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(905): View more from Ontario

No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me

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(323): View more from California

Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis

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(702): View more from Nevada

Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic

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(562): View more from California

So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...

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(315): View more from New York

I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.

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