sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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