next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
