all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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