escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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