so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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