there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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