Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Actions speak louder than pants.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Randomize
