Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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