I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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