I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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