u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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