So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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