problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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