Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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