But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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