Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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