Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
