Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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