It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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