she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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