Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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