dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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