So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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